Ugly Sweaters

Okay, so technically this is a sweatshirt, but the material is thick, thicker-than-your-neighbor's-face thick at 14.46 oz/yd². These are so delightfully tacky, you might as well have wrapped yourself in gift paper instead. Covered in more cute critters and winter cheer than an anime Christmas special.

Note: This product only ships from the China, but the shipping is surprisingly cheap.